The Six of Us

My kids are super crazy tonight.  Not sure what wound them up.  For example:  Jake is in the bathtub and Victoria is on my bed.  She said something way off the wall...She said that five and five is eight.  So I started tickling her.  As she keeps giving wrong answers I kept tickeling.  Then she tells me to stop because she had to pee.  Too late.  She peed on me, her, my quilt which went through to the sheet.  I was laughing so hard that I could barely get the sheet off.  So I had to get Jake out of the bathtub and Victoria in.  I told Victoria she needed a bath because the pee would burn her skin.  She then said "Will there be a fire on my butt?"  Seriously, where do they come up with these things?   So we have prayer, desert and scriptures. Jake then starts using the kitchen table as some sort of gymnastics equipment.  Then some how Jake got attacked by the bathroom drawer.  I go to tuck Victoria int...